text mixed messaging
a. when the true meaning of a text message is lost because they are using an iphone touch screen, short cuts or auto-text, resulting in the recipeints confusion or utter bafflement.
a: trn for bow
b: huh?
once again she falls victim to text mixed messaging via his iphone touch screen when he texts her about meeting later
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