Text Paralysis


the inability to carry out simple motor functions such as walking, talking, or driving, while sending, composing, or recieving a text message.
a driver stops at a stop light, pulls out her phone, and commenses sending a text message. when the light turns green, she is honked at, because she suffers from text paralysis, and is unable to obey the rules of the road while texting.

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