text-static
confusion due to the ambiguity of text messaging. often a result of one failing to detect sarcasm via text.
texter 1 :”what? you said i was a wh-r-?”
texter 2 : “sorry, text-static. sarcasm much?”
the extensive use of exclamation points to show enthusiasm
bob: “dude why is karen always textstatic?”
jon: “what do you mean?”
bob: “text her”
jon’s text:hey karen
karen’s text: hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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