Text your eyes off
the modern day communication equivalent to “talk your ears off.” to say that you’ve been sending so many text messages or such a long text that the person’s eyes reading it will figuratively fall off.
“so anyway, sorry to text your eyes off, but that’s what i’ve been feeling.”
“holy sh-t, you sure know how to text someone’s eyes off!”
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