textaplexy


textaplexy: a disease commonly found in 21st century teenagers, causing them to text and chat via (facebook, twitter, and tumblr). this causing usually regrettable and undesirable consequences the following day.
brent suffering from a severe case of textaplexy; had a severely regrettable discussion with josiah about -n-l intercourse that night.

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