TEXTAS
a state of being in which one gets lost in text messaging, with no regards to what is happening around them
bro, i wish you would move back from textas so we could finish our f-cking game of madden!!!
a whole m-ss of spam texts, usually from a stalker or a creepy friend.
dude last night my stalker sent me a textas.
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