Textasexual
a womyn or man or trans-xual who is attracted to the written word instead of interested in the anatomy of the human being, aka a book-f-cker
i witnessed a textas-xual last night molest an unwilling copy of “coal run”. it was pitiful.
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- Textatus
1. a hiatus from texting guy 1: “hey man, what’s going on?” guy 2: “not much. on a textatus with my gf.” guy 1: “what happened?” guy 2: “we got into a fight, so we’re not really communicating right now.”
- textmod
a program used to edit textures in a game. use textmod to change interface textures in gw
- tfol
represents the exclamation “the f-ck?” when actually said out loud tom: no f-cking or loving with my gf in the meantime dammit………… evan: tfol or tom: event canceled this event is no longer available because it has been canceled. ???? tfol facebook aint about it evan: tf f-ck them
- text stacking
v. when person “a” sends multiple texts to person “b” without giving time for person “b” to read and/or reply between texts. occasionally a reply can be started by person “b”, but typing will be interrupted by a new message from person “a”. frequently occurs when person “a” is bored at work and has nothing […]
- tge
common misspelling by touchpad phones such as the iphone of the word “the,” never corrected by the iphone — proof positive that there is nothing as stupid as a smartphone. texting boy: “why do we have to fight all tge time?” texting girl: “tge?” texting boy: “oh you bl–dy phone, ‘tge’ is not a word!” […]