textass
texting while driving is russian roulette.
text-ss tries to turn the wheel with elbows that can’t grip the wheel.
text-ss freaks out other drivers. while waiting for green light, text-ss uses thumbs instead of foot.
text-ss plays catch-up with other drivers who rush to get away from them.
text-ss speeds by other drivers while smiling at reply text.
text-ss uses thumbs to text while driving a car. it’s as criminal as shaking a baby to death – you can die and so can we
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