Textbook Jockey
someone who knows nothing except what they have learnt in textbooks. they are closed minded insincere and backwards thinking.
girl 1: how did your therapy session go yesterday?
guy: it was a waste of time, just another textbook jockey… she was literally reading me questions straight from her computer.
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