textbookedly


used to describe absolute perfection
jim textbookedly parked his car in the extremely narrow sp-ce

Read Also:

  • Text Buddy-Call

    the equivalent of a booty call, the process of someone texting another person late at night to talk. most likely seen at 10:00pm-3:00am. andy (12:10am) : “hey, i need a text buddy” kat (12:16am) : “no text buddy-calls please.”

  • texterstanding

    understanding a text message fully even if it contains errors, omissions or typos. i know that i am rubbish at typing text messages but you are always so good at texterstanding me.

  • textinitis

    the supposed condition that millions upon millions of people have that comes from “texting”. from hand cramps to tendinitis. wow! he has textinitis so bad, his hands are are looking like “hook hands”. the guy texts so much, he looks like he has “sloth fingers”. ha ha, he’s got textinitis so bad, he’s got some […]

  • text message jackpot

    when one has limited or no service, then receives a ton of tm’s after having received none for hours. the sound and sensation of this experience is similar to hitting a jackpot at a casino. c- i hate cell phones after hurricanes v- yeah i just hit the text message jackpot- messages from days ago.

  • THAT ELEVATOR!

    a stupid, yet, somewhat funny response to a question someone would ask, like “what should i do now?” a phrase in the game “sonic riders: zero gravity”, where, in the first cutscene, sonic, tails, and knuckles are being chased by robots. knuckles asks “what should we do now?”, with sonic looking around then saying “that […]


Disclaimer: textbookedly definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.