textbookphilia


a term referring to the phenomenon of students getting s-xually aroused to the thought of their textbooks. “textbookphilia” was coined by a female student at the university of western ontario who noticed this occurrence while studying at allyn & betty taylor library.
person 1: “why is that boy getting a hard-on while studying his math textbook?”
person 2: “i think he has a cl-ssical case of textbookphilia”

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