Textcuse


a patently lame excuse for bailing out of an appointment, sent via text message. the textcuse is usually terse, last minute, and only nominally apologetic.
i was on my way to meet magda at the bar when she sent me this maddening textcuse: “cant make it got super work busy. sorry!” total bullsh-t!
a random text you send to someone just to talk to someone just because you’re bored and nothing else better to do.
andy: i had nothing else better to do at work, so i found a text-cuse just to talk to someone
jon: you’re lazy!
andy: no, i am just bored and there aint sh-t else to do!!!

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