texten driver
a dumb-ss person who texts and drives and is likely one day to hit and kill a person/people while texting, people who text and drive are better off being drunk casue at least there will be watching the road
officer: what caused you to go off the road and run your car into a park killing 10 people
driver: i was texting 🙁
officer: d-mn texten drivers
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