Textenial


being in denial about why you’re not getting any texts for an extended period of time. often leading to you feeling that something is wrong with your phone and/or turning it off and back on.
rob: man, no one’s texted me for a while. i’d better turn it off and on.
jan: you’ve got a case of textenial, dude.

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