Textidriver
any operator of a public transportation vehicle who endangers p-ssengers by texting while driving.
news report: “this just in … yet another bus driver lost control of the bus he was operating, plowing into the front of crowded mid-town restaurant. he was the third textidriver this month.”
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- textsing
v. -ing sending text messages with exaggerated spelling of words to mimic the singing of song lyrics. “que oooola cata que oooola omega and this how we gooon dooo it won too tree forrr uno do trescuatro i no u wan me u no i wan chhhaaa i no u wan me” please stop textsinging, […]
- Textual Addiction
addicted to texting someone, either s-xual or normal texts. ” omg! my phone bill had 10,000 texts on it!!” ” umm i think you have a textual addiction, maybe you should go to rehab…” cue dr. phil….
- textual gratification
the high one gets from receiving a text message, particularly a text message related to a romantic/s-xual interest. those who need textual gratification tend to go through periods of anxiety while they are waiting to hear back from people they have texted. “i need textual gratification, and i need it now!”
- Textually Excited
being in the state of excitement or elation one experiences upon receiving a text message; essentially, being excited to have received a text. we all saw johnny become textually excited when liz texted him.
- tfift
the gracious thanking of the fact that tomorow is the last day of the working week. rick: g-d work has been so hard this week! tfift! jenni: huh tfift? rick: yeah! thank f— its friday tomorrow!