Texting company
when your alone and bored so you text someone for some company. they are called “texting company”.
texting company:
jack: how r u jil?
jill: m gud, r u txtin me caus yr aftr txtn company?
jack: yeah, im all alone n sad :'(
jill: leave me alone you weirdo
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