texting the water
texting your friend a cautious ‘hey’ when you haven’t heard from them in an unusually long time, in order to check that they’re not p-ssed off with you.
often results in 1) a responding ‘hey’ if clear of blame, or 2) pointed silence from the other party if you are guilty of an unknown offence.
person a: hey
person b: yo w-ssup bruh, ain’t heard from ya in dizzays. how u been man.
person a: soz man, was just texting the water to make sure you weren’t mad at me for throwing up in your pool the other night. glad we’re cool
person c: hey
(no reply from person d).
additional information – person c hooked up with person d’s sister and then never called her.
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