Textless Syndrome


when your leg feels like its vibrating like you got a text. or a call, when in reality you didn’t.
mostly happens when you want to talk to someone but they wont reply back, so you keep thinking your phone is going off.

ex: jimmy waits for his jan to text him back saying she will go out with him. jimmy has contracted textless syndrome

2 hours later jimmy gets his answer after checking his phone 8k times. looks like its just his hand tonight.

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