textmance
a relationship, or romance in which the primary means of communication is via text messaging. this realy avoids all those awkward feelings and emotions and fully spelled words.
so that new guy i met at the other night, we’re totally in a textmance right now. he texts me like every day, all the time. i really like him. i <3 him.
a relationship that works great over text, but fails in real life.
kelly and andrew had a total textmance. they flirted for three months over text, but broke up after the first date!
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