the art of texting with only emojies
sally: omg my mom loves to snoop my texts manes, i hate that.
jake: well we need to start texting in code words
zee: why don’t we textoemoji lol, parents can’t n won’t understand texts that are all in emojies
jake: true, but you better know how to emoji text or should i say textoemoji?!
(all of them): lml
- the toe sh*t spinner
when you finger your girls *n*s with your toe in a circular motion. when we were doing hacky sacky last night, i gave her the toe sh*t spinner
a s*xual attraction and desire for trevor and trevor solely. any other individual who is not a trevor has no s*xual attraction to a trev s*xual. friend: “sup dude, i’m about to bang some hot chicks, hopefully amanda but who knows!” trevs*xual: “haha, sure man but i won’t be banging any chicks unless it’s trevor.” […]
- to pony
to have s*xual intercourse with someone. adaption on ‘to ride’ someone. heard in wexford, ireland nancy wants to pony jim !
- turd murderer
somebody that sh*ts so much, not only their apartment smells like sh*t, but their hallway smells like sh*t. otherwise known as a “t*rd slayer.” ” charlie slayed t*rds all day long. he is a t*rd murderer