the art of texting with only emojies
sally: omg my mom loves to snoop my texts manes, i hate that.
jake: well we need to start texting in code words
zee: why don’t we textoemoji lol, parents can’t n won’t understand texts that are all in emojies
jake: true, but you better know how to emoji text or should i say textoemoji?!
(all of them): lml
- the toe sh*t spinner
when you finger your girls -n-s with your toe in a circular motion. when we were doing hacky sacky last night, i gave her the toe sh-t spinner
a s-xual attraction and desire for trevor and trevor solely. any other individual who is not a trevor has no s-xual attraction to a trev s-xual. friend: “sup dude, i’m about to bang some hot chicks, hopefully amanda but who knows!” trevs-xual: “haha, sure man but i won’t be banging any chicks unless it’s trevor.” […]
- to pony
to have s-xual intercourse with someone. adaption on ‘to ride’ someone. heard in wexford, ireland nancy wants to pony jim !
- t*rd murderer
somebody that sh-ts so much, not only their apartment smells like sh-t, but their hallway smells like sh-t. otherwise known as a “t-rd slayer.” ” charlie slayed t-rds all day long. he is a t-rd murderer
- v*g*n* flakes
1. to scratch ones v-g-n-, and flake off dry skins cells and pubic hair. 2. when a woman scratches her (dry) v-g-n- and leaves flaky specs behind. as well as pubic hair. this happens mainly on toilet seats. 1. please go clean you v-g-n- flakes off of the toilet before i use it. 2. i […]