textposts
something created on tumblr and spread through tumblr and instagram, usually referencing some aspect of popular culture and geared to be relatable and make audiences laugh.
i spent all night on instagram last night, looking at tumblr textposts.
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- Text Train
being on a group text that keeps on and on that you can’t get out off. “i was in this text train yesterday that i couldn’t get off! it kept going and going and going and going with too many responses.”
- The Blue Dragon
the blue dragon is the epic load that you bust after you get blue-balled by a girl. dude, cindy was on her period last night so after i got home i totally unleashed the blue dragon.
- the left nipple
it is not the right one, just like kim jong un. jimmy was the left nipple for the basketball try outs
- The Perfect Guy
the perfect guy is the guy who knows what he wants.. he will walk you home each and everytime even if he has to make the 40min – 2hr walk back home after. the perfect guy has the most perfect voice that makes you smile everytime you hear it. a voice that changes your mood […]
- Thirst Cream
stands for “that hoe over there” and it’s typically used to describe a female who is simply a wh-r-, triflin, ghetto, and trashy. -“man she keeps her house nasty and sleeps around” -“i told you not to date that thot.” 20