Textual Assault
the act of attacking a friend, crush, significant other or total stranger with constant, unwanted text messages. usually several consecutive texts in a few short minutes, these textual -ssaults may take the form of a long message broken up into several texts, random thoughts, late night booty texts, m-ss text invites or even, simply a bunch of insatiable requests from attention wh-r-s. textual -ssaults should not be taken lightly. tell a trusted individual immediately if you feel that you have been textually -ssaulted in any way. feel free to put on the silencer.
tom: “who’s blowing up your phone?”
susie: “oh god. john won’t stop forwarding me lame jokes.”
tom: “ah. another victim of textual -ssault.”
the acting of continually text messaging an acquaintance 5 or more times regarding a particular subject, typically resulting in irritation of the receiver.
“jane is textually -ssaulting me over this school project. she needs to chill the f-ck out”.
“laura was p-ssed after the textual -ssault she received from jane”.
when your friends all seem to be texting you at the same times with the same message.
textual -ssault the other night when dave got his -ss beat by kim. chris, tim, and ryan were all sending me video at the same time, every 10 seconds. totally textual -ssaulting me at 2 in the morning.
writing that is especially powerful
his writing was so poetent it const-tuted a textual -ssault on our sensibilities
the act of phishing for a mark by sending out evocative or suggestive text messages randomly, hoping to provoke interest, eventually lulling the mark into a false sense of security, at which point he or she may be taken advantage of.
he got a random text message from an unknown woman who swore she met him at a bar last month. he agreed to meet her for another drink, but when he walked her to her car, her boyfriend came out of nowhere and jacked him for his wallet. it was cl-ssic textual -ssault.
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