Textual Dissatisfaction


the feeling you get when your phone has a new message or missed call but the text is a lame forward from someone you barely talk to and the missed call is from a telemarketer.
dude i’ve been having total textual dissatisfaction all day. i’ve only gotten 3 texts and they were all forwards. -facepalm-

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