Textual Masturbation
when a person writes or types words, phrases, sentences, articles, and the like for the sole purpose of self adulation. while similar to s-xting, texual masturbation is primarily for the gratification of the person writing said text, as oppose to the one receiving or reading the text.
can you believe he wrote an autobiography, that sh-t is pure textual masturbation ?!
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