textual standoff
when a man and woman, not yet in a committed relationship, hold out on texting each other, typically after a s-xual encounter with each other, for fear of their partner thinking that they are “too clingy.” similar to a wild west standoff, except with texts not revolvers.
manuel- have you heard from sarah since that party last weekend?
craig- no, we banged in the bathroom, but now i’m in a textual standoff with her.
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