textural cramp


very similar to a menstrual cramp but it’s in the arms from too much texting.
i thought my period cramps were bad until i texted 483 times today and my arms started aching and cramping because of textural cramps.

i cannot send anymore text messages to you because i have textural cramps. taking some midol.

sorry i cannot text today, i’m getting my texting period.

i am ptc’ing, pre-textual cramping.

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