tgfgd
thank g-d for getting dumped
when you date a cute girl and then she dumps you and a few years later, she turns into an ugly, fat, bitter b-tch.
dave: “d-mn, jack, she turned into an ugly hoe. remember when you used to date her?”
jack: “tgfgd”
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