thai terd


n. an urgent and pr-ckly bowel movement -ssociated with the consumption of extra hot pad thai. frequently proceeded by a spray fart with the after affects similar to having a cactus in the -ss.
after a delicious and spicy pad thai lunch, vini spray farted in the elevator, then ran to the employee restroom where the jettison of the thai terd could be heard throughout the office. manning, the custodian never returned to work.

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