thailand


a country where u go for delicious food.
yam-wun-sen, pad thai, larb, rowm-mit, tom-yam-kung and so on..
a-roy mak mak ka~-^^-(it’s soooo delicious~)
a beautiful place, sadly haunted by by flabby old perverted western men who want to do things that would get them hung in their own communities.
never trust anyone who has been to thailand more than twice.
” so i heard dave got such a bad infestation of genital warts , his c-ck dropped off, then he got hacked to death by thai villagers. serves him right , the dirty nonce”
a country that was never colonized and exploited by a foreign power. instead it is exploited by the thai super rich and the royal family.
the super rich live of the backs of the mega poor in thailand.
j-pan was never colonized by any european nation either.
thailand and j-pan are two of the coolest countries i’ve ever been to.
famous to foreigners for its beautiful beaches,unique foods……………and prost-tutes.
and i thought i had seen enough hookers in my touring days when i came to thailand.
china’s mexico
person a: “hey, i was kinda thinking of going to thailand for my wedding.”

person b: “just go to mexico, same sh-t, but you know, asian.”
i live in bangkok and it is an absolute sh-t hole – nice people, but:
800,000 underage prost-tutes, m-ssage parlour owners as government candidates – corrupt police, dirty streets and ghetos everywhere,motorbikes driven on the pavement where you walk, incredible poverty,knocking shops which have flashing neon lights and are the size of a las vegas hotel, samurai swords for sale by the street, knives for sale in toy shops, no rear seatbelts, 3 traffic related deaths every hour, the world’s worst drivers who ignore traffic lights and lanes, the world’s worst traffic jams, cr-p busses that take ages to arrive and are overcrowded, tiny underground system, disgusting smell from the polution, a complete -rs-hole as the prime minister (thaksin shinawatra)-sanctioned southern muslims b eing packedinto trucks like pigs so that 100+ died as a result of being suffocated, no ambulances, boat loads of stray dogs roaming the streets, huge divots in the pavement, market stalls that converge on to the pavement so you can’t walk properly.

open your eyes.
paradise – give me a break!

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