Thank God for Mississippi
mississippi is stereotyped as being at the top of bad categories (crime), and at the bottom of good categories (education). “thank g-d for mississippi” is often used in relief, because statistically speaking, mississippi will be worse off than your state.
when he got the new rankings of primary education by state, the state superintendent of education exclaimed “thank g-d for mississippi” in relief.
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