Thanks Captain Obvious


thanks captain obvious is the appropriate response to someone who says something blatantly obvious. this can be said kindly and in jest to one’s friends or spitefully to the jerk that’s been irritating you.
me: did you hear in the news about the girl who jumped off of a bridge after leaving a note to her family?
bff: she must have been suicidal
me: thanks captain obvious!

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