Thanks for Partying
used to rely an awesome time between friends. instead of apologizing for what you’ve done, this is a way for your friends to affirm that you had an awesome time. hold your head high, you made the party. tfp
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paul: you got hammered last night, thanks for partying.
trey: you’re very welcome.
brian: man, you know you had s-x w/ my sister and tried to burn down the bar.. thanks for partying.
ron: you’re very welcome, my good sir.
don’t apologize, thanks for partying
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