Thanksgiving Nut Gobble


when a girl offers her man a bl-wj-b on the morning of thanksgiving but instead of sucking his d-ck she puts his b-lls in
her mouth and bites down as hard as possible. she then says “happy thanksgiving!”, slaps him really hard on the face, and walks out the door.
he didn’t even see the thanksgiving nut gobble coming but he she saw it happen. they almost didn’t believe him at the hospital.

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