Thanky Panky


the act of having s-x with someone out of grat-tude
he was as ugly as he was stupid. there was no way she’d be seen dead in public with him, let alone agree to the invitation she could see gradually forming in the gulf between his ears…

… but he had driven all the way from barstow – so a little thanky panky wasn’t entirely out of the question.

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