that damn turtle
when you casually trip or fall and need to play it off by blaming the turtle, of course
dude 1: -trips- woah
dude2: yo you okay?
dude1:yea man it was that d-mn turtle
dude2:what turtle?
dude1: that d-mn turtle, you didn’t see him? man he was right here!!
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