That Solid Copper From Fat Sams
on friday 12th november 2004, i met the hardest and most solid man in my life. with his s-xy greyish/black barnet, huge biceps and earpiece, he certainly looked like he could knock out arnold schwarzenegger anyday.
he came along looking to confiscate cans of beer from underage drinkers, only to walk away empty handed (making a complete t-t out of himself). he did scare everyone though and stopped them from underage drinking ever again.
he went back in his car and started to feel how incredibly m-ssive his biceps are. they were huge. and he looked ever harder with that haircut and ear piece.
oooooo look at my muscles
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