Thatch Patch


the co-rs- pubic hair and sometimes sh-t build-up around the -sshole.thatch was used on roofs of homes of the english countryside.
she wanted -n-l, but i couldn’t penetrate her thatch patch. or i think i ripped something when i took that huge dump. maybe it was just a t-rd cutting through the thatch patch i had going on down there.

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