when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie.
(also a song by dean martin popularized by filthy frank’s “hair cake” video that is used in memes)
the world seems to shine like i’ve had too much wine; that’s amore!
the falling of a smartphone on its user’s face when he/she is lying down. guy: what happened to your face? girl: oh, i had a telicident last night. it was horrible.
- fake hotdog
not real hot dog. like made of plastic and you cant eat it. kid: hey! what are you going to be on halloween? other kid:i dont know yet kid:hey! whats that in your pocket? other kid: fake hotdog
- velcro rub
when you have a stubble beard and it gets caught in your boyfriend’s p*b*s. john was giving jeff a bl*wj*b when it turned into a velcro rub.
- flip a birmingham
to do a u-turn. yo man, you just p*ssed the kmart. flip a birmingham up here at the next light.