That’s my cue
a line spoken when you know it’s time to walk out of the room to leave an uncomfortable situation or argument.
situation 1:
wife: i found a xerox box full of p-rn in the closet. what the h-ll jim?
husband: well, i wouldn’t need p-rn if you would put out more than once a month!
me: that’s my cue…see you guys later!
situation 2:
jill: eww gross! the dog had diarrhea on the carpet again sean!
sean: that’s my cue…i’ll be at the bar if you need me.
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