That’s not gravy
ironic, mood-lightening expression to be used upon bearing witness to an unpleasant sh-tstain or skidmark.
a prison guard examines an inmate’s bed, peeling back the covers to reveal a large brown stain of fecal matter plastered over the sheets. to bring humour and gravitas to the discovery he remarks, “that’s not gravy.” (as seen on the television doc-mentary ‘strangeways’.)
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