That’s Not Kosher


a phrase, interchangeable with ‘that’s pork’, normally used in reaction to unpleasant conversation.
#1: man, i just took the most epic sh-te of my life, it proper stunk up the place.

#2: jesus dude, that’s not kosher.

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