That’s nowhere


used to describe a situation that is “f-cked”.
person 1 “i have to babysit this weekend because i owe my sister a favour. “ person 2 oh that’s nowhere.
alternatively: person 1 “i can’t get the money together to go out tonight” person 2 “you’re nowhere”

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