That’s so Hetero


since calling something gay can be offensive and we live in the 21st century, might as well poke fun of the people that are out of the norm. anything that looks to be straight can be made fun of for being hetero or hetro.
nick: hey did you see that picture james set as his profile picture with his new girlfriend.

jesse: yeah man, i don’t know what’s up with him, that’s so hetero.

nick: he doesn’t even go on our shopping sprees anymore!

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