That’s so homeschool
a phrase describing an event, action, or comment so socially awkward that it merits the label of “homeschool” in recognition of being king-of-the-awkward-silence-hill.
normal kid: (spontaneously) “h-llo. my name is inigo montoya. you killed my father. prepare to die.”
normal kid #2: (laughing) “inconceivable!” so good man. we should watch that tonight.
closet homeschooler: what are you guys talking about?
normal kid: seriously?
normal kid #2: that’s so homeschool.
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