That’s What BP Said
a variant of “that’s what she said.” instead of referring to s-xual connotations, it is used to refer to spending a lot of money, making a mess, or f-cking up very badly. arose after the 2010 bp oil leak in the gulf of mexico.
x: oh man, i really screwed the pooch on that one.
y: that’s what bp said!
x: it’s going to take me all day to clean this mess up.
y: that’s what bp said!
x: i’m paying tonight. the sky is the limit.
y: that’s what bp said!
instead of “that’s what she said”, but referring to an embarr-ssing situation, or something that one would rather cover up.
buffy: “i don’t want to go to the beach. i’m having a heavy flow day.”
heather: “that’s what bp said!”
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