thaumaturge
a wizard, magician, sorcerer or such
the greatest thaumaturge of elizabethan england was dr. john dee.
grey robed individual that hangs out on npf regually to partic-p-te in calvinball games and often twisting the minds of innocents with his evil intentions of world domination.
face is half concealed from everyone, yet has a strange attracting aura to him. results are often that forumites will throw themselves at him; sadly to thaumaturge’s dismay, they are often male.
1) “is it ‘get fresh with thaumaturge’ day?!”
2) “…though i do have the odd urge to make out with thaumaturge”
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