The 15 minute diet


to take a dump, thus dropping weight. could also be “the 20 minute diet” or in extreme cases “the 40 minute diet”.
the only diet plan that can guarantee you’ll lose 1-3 pounds in 15 minutes while sitting and reading.

see you guys in about 15 minutes, i’m going on the 15 minute diet plan.

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