the 7 habits of highly effective teens
a stupid self help book that every freshman in hs has to read and listen to lectures about. it is amazingly redundant, all the lessons are common sense and we’ve been taught them all through our life. the author is really rich now because his book sold a bazillion copies, purchased by pathetic people with issues & no life.
guy-sean, stop reading the 7 habits of highly effective teens, it’s dumbing you down!
sean-but we have to p-ss this cl-ss to graduate.
guy-6 mnths ltr sean is stupider than he already was. dont buy this book people.
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