the 70s


best decade, back then everyone would smoke a blunt and n-body cared, also the best music in the world, really good bands, mainly an age of disco and rock. best decade ever!
man i remember those days in the 70’s when i was listening to thin lizzy and pink floyd while lighting up a blunt, those were the days.
a s-xual position consisting of a modified 69 where a vibrator is also inserted into the female’s v-g-n-. the female will perform oral s-x on the male as in a 69, while the male will focus his tongue on the cl-toris while thrusting a vibrator in and out of the female’s v-g-n-l opening.
man: can i get a blowie?
female: only if we 69. you’re not that great at oral though. we should do “the 70”.
man: what’s that?
female: take this vibrator and blast my vag hole with it while you lick my cl-t.
man: that sounds like a lot of work.
female: i deepthroat.
man: deal!

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