The After Joy
january 2, the official post-christmas clean-up day filled with ever-elusive pine needles, missing extension cords, broken tree ornaments, over-the-top recycling of plastic and cardboard, and finding sp-ce for things you don’t have sp-ce for.
“hey, honey. whew, he holidays are over. let’s just kick back and relax today.”
“are you kidding? i’m not looking at this tree for another week. let’s kick it to the curb and get all these boxes out to recycling.”
“oh, yeah. i forgot. today’s the after joy.”
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